Quotes ;)

Winston Churchill:


A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. 


A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.


Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. 


I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.


I am easily satisfied with the very best. 

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.


I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.


I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.


Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. William James




A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx


A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. 
Bill Cosby


Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. 
Mae West


Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. 
Steven Wright


Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. 
Mark Twain


He would make a lovely corpse. 
Charles Dickens


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. 
Woody Allen


I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers


I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen


I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Phillips


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. 
Rita Rudner



It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London


My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Phillips


My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Meyers


 My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. 
Ellen Degeneres   


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I
Oscar Levant


Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks






XOXO,
Shelly

Tag time!

write what comes first to your mind:
cupcakes- Sprinkles
rainbows- GAY
school- Skchool
facebook- Addictive problem causer
twitter- ugh
unicorns- skipping school to go to alaska

ten random objects near you:
1. Cardigan
2. Note Cards
3. Web cam
4. Printer
5. Headphones
6. ipod
7. Speaker
8. Mouse
9. Painting
10. Name Tag

coke or pepsi? Coke

vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate

muffin or cupcake? Muffin

green or pink? Pink

blackberry or iphone? iphone

mac or pc? Mac

facebook or twitter? Facebook

hollister or abercrombie? Abercrombie

Random Babbling about my life at the moment.

My Nanners is coming for a visit!!!!! EEP! Can you say eep! with me? Come on do it! (I feel like Dora the Explorer,  because I am now sitting at my computer screen waiting for you to yell EEP! so that I can continue writing). So anyway you will all lurve her if you have not met her and already lurve her if you have had the good fortune to meet her!

I may get a laptop, and not just any laptop, a MacBook Pro! You wanna see a picture?!

Pretty freakin' cool if you ask me! I want the smaller one because then it will fit in my school bag. Yup my dad says that he would much rather spend the extra to buy a better computer (than a PC)  that will last longer than two years, plus I need it for school next year. EEP! 

 XOXO,
Shelly

PUPPIES!!!

Missie had puppies on 7 March 2010! they are the adorablest! She had eight, two boys and six girls. Let's see for the boys there is; James, Oxford, Greyson, Berkeley, Cambridge, Brendon, Roonil Waslib, Knox, Rochester, and Sherlock, for the girls there is; Lily, Alice, Windsor, Reagan, Desdemona (dezzie), Delilah, Holly, Poppy, and Nickie. I can't decide you should help me! Please?! Wanna see a picture? I know you do!

I'm leaning more towards the names I have highlighted. We only get to keep three, we were only supposed to keep one, but my dad only sold five. We are keeping one boy and two girls, tentatively ;). When they are old enough they are going to come to park with us, eep!

P.S. Lindsay is keeping one.
P.P.S. She wants to name it Hula Hoop, Miley, or Hannah Montana.
P.P.P.S. she can't decide either.
P.P.P.P.S. Help her too.
P.P.P.P.P.S. Lindsey says hi!
XOXO,
Shelly