Funny Ads From The Paper

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.

Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

  

Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.

Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.

60 guys who are better than Jacob Black ;)

60 Guys Who Are Better Than Jacob Black


1. Chuck Norris 
2. Edward Cullen (Twilight)
3. Harry Potter (Harry Potter
4. Fred Weasley(Harry Potter)
5. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
6. Adam Lambert (American Idol)
7. George Weasley (Harry Potter)
8. The Chinese Backstreet Boys
9. Watson (Sherlock Holmes)
10. Daniel Craig as James Bond(James Bond)
11. Severus Snape(Harry Potter)
12. Pete Wentz(Fall Out Boy)
13. Dominic Howard (Muse)
14. Mathew Bellamy (Muse)
15. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean)
16. Christopher Wolstemholme (Muse)
17. Brendon Urie(Panic! At the Disco)
18. Ryan Ross(Ex Panic! At the Disco member)
19. Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance)
20. Commodore Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean)
21. James (Twilight)
22. James Mcavoy (Becoming Jane)
23. Lestat (Interview With the Vampire)

24. Will Smith (I, Robot, I Am Leged, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
25. Chris Crocker 
26. Dracula (Yeah he wins)
27. Phantom/Erik (Phantom of the Opera)
28. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
29. Sirius Black (Harry Potter) 
30. Doctor Who (Doctor Who)
31. Ryan Seacrest (EVERYTHING)

32. Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
33. Riley Poole (National Treasure)

34. King Edmund (Chronicles of Narnia)
35. High King Peter (Chronicles of Narnia)
36. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
37. Prince Caspian(Chronicles of Narnia)
38. Bo Duke (Dukes of Hazard)
39. Eric Foreman (from That 70’s Show or House; take your pick)

40. Luke Duke (Dukes of Hazard)
41. Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
42. Gerard Butler (The Ugly Truth)
43. Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones)
44. Zack Morris(Saved By the Bell)

45. Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight, A Knight’s Tale)
46. Charlie Swan (Twilight)
47. Spongebob (If I have to tell you where he is from, well, that is just very, very, sad)

48. Damon Salvatore (Vampire Diaries)

49. Simon Cowell (Pop Idol, American Idol)
50. Stefan Salvatore (Vampire Diaries)
51. Edgar Allen Poe 
52. Larry the Cable Guy (Blue Collar Comedy)
53. Bill Engvall (Blue Collar Comedy)
54. Barney the Dinosaur
55. Travelocity Gnome
56. Mario
57. Luigi
58. Stephen King 
59. Trace Cyrus (Metro Station)

60. Chuck Norris (Yeah that’s twice)


XOXO,
Shelly