60 guys who are better than Jacob Black ;)

60 Guys Who Are Better Than Jacob Black


1. Chuck Norris 
2. Edward Cullen (Twilight)
3. Harry Potter (Harry Potter
4. Fred Weasley(Harry Potter)
5. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
6. Adam Lambert (American Idol)
7. George Weasley (Harry Potter)
8. The Chinese Backstreet Boys
9. Watson (Sherlock Holmes)
10. Daniel Craig as James Bond(James Bond)
11. Severus Snape(Harry Potter)
12. Pete Wentz(Fall Out Boy)
13. Dominic Howard (Muse)
14. Mathew Bellamy (Muse)
15. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribean)
16. Christopher Wolstemholme (Muse)
17. Brendon Urie(Panic! At the Disco)
18. Ryan Ross(Ex Panic! At the Disco member)
19. Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance)
20. Commodore Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean)
21. James (Twilight)
22. James Mcavoy (Becoming Jane)
23. Lestat (Interview With the Vampire)

24. Will Smith (I, Robot, I Am Leged, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
25. Chris Crocker 
26. Dracula (Yeah he wins)
27. Phantom/Erik (Phantom of the Opera)
28. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
29. Sirius Black (Harry Potter) 
30. Doctor Who (Doctor Who)
31. Ryan Seacrest (EVERYTHING)

32. Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
33. Riley Poole (National Treasure)

34. King Edmund (Chronicles of Narnia)
35. High King Peter (Chronicles of Narnia)
36. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)
37. Prince Caspian(Chronicles of Narnia)
38. Bo Duke (Dukes of Hazard)
39. Eric Foreman (from That 70’s Show or House; take your pick)

40. Luke Duke (Dukes of Hazard)
41. Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
42. Gerard Butler (The Ugly Truth)
43. Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones)
44. Zack Morris(Saved By the Bell)

45. Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight, A Knight’s Tale)
46. Charlie Swan (Twilight)
47. Spongebob (If I have to tell you where he is from, well, that is just very, very, sad)

48. Damon Salvatore (Vampire Diaries)

49. Simon Cowell (Pop Idol, American Idol)
50. Stefan Salvatore (Vampire Diaries)
51. Edgar Allen Poe 
52. Larry the Cable Guy (Blue Collar Comedy)
53. Bill Engvall (Blue Collar Comedy)
54. Barney the Dinosaur
55. Travelocity Gnome
56. Mario
57. Luigi
58. Stephen King 
59. Trace Cyrus (Metro Station)

60. Chuck Norris (Yeah that’s twice)


XOXO,
Shelly

Quotes ;)

Winston Churchill:


A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. 


A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.


Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. 


I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.


I am easily satisfied with the very best. 

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.


I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.


I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.


Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. William James




A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx


A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. 
Bill Cosby


Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. 
Mae West


Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. 
Steven Wright


Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. 
Mark Twain


He would make a lovely corpse. 
Charles Dickens


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. 
Woody Allen


I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers


I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen


I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Phillips


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. 
Rita Rudner



It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Jay London


My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Phillips


My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
Mike Meyers


 My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. 
Ellen Degeneres   


Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I
Oscar Levant


Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks






XOXO,
Shelly

Tag time!

write what comes first to your mind:
cupcakes- Sprinkles
rainbows- GAY
school- Skchool
facebook- Addictive problem causer
twitter- ugh
unicorns- skipping school to go to alaska

ten random objects near you:
1. Cardigan
2. Note Cards
3. Web cam
4. Printer
5. Headphones
6. ipod
7. Speaker
8. Mouse
9. Painting
10. Name Tag

coke or pepsi? Coke

vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate

muffin or cupcake? Muffin

green or pink? Pink

blackberry or iphone? iphone

mac or pc? Mac

facebook or twitter? Facebook

hollister or abercrombie? Abercrombie

Random Babbling about my life at the moment.

My Nanners is coming for a visit!!!!! EEP! Can you say eep! with me? Come on do it! (I feel like Dora the Explorer,  because I am now sitting at my computer screen waiting for you to yell EEP! so that I can continue writing). So anyway you will all lurve her if you have not met her and already lurve her if you have had the good fortune to meet her!

I may get a laptop, and not just any laptop, a MacBook Pro! You wanna see a picture?!

Pretty freakin' cool if you ask me! I want the smaller one because then it will fit in my school bag. Yup my dad says that he would much rather spend the extra to buy a better computer (than a PC)  that will last longer than two years, plus I need it for school next year. EEP! 

 XOXO,
Shelly

PUPPIES!!!

Missie had puppies on 7 March 2010! they are the adorablest! She had eight, two boys and six girls. Let's see for the boys there is; James, Oxford, Greyson, Berkeley, Cambridge, Brendon, Roonil Waslib, Knox, Rochester, and Sherlock, for the girls there is; Lily, Alice, Windsor, Reagan, Desdemona (dezzie), Delilah, Holly, Poppy, and Nickie. I can't decide you should help me! Please?! Wanna see a picture? I know you do!

I'm leaning more towards the names I have highlighted. We only get to keep three, we were only supposed to keep one, but my dad only sold five. We are keeping one boy and two girls, tentatively ;). When they are old enough they are going to come to park with us, eep!

P.S. Lindsay is keeping one.
P.P.S. She wants to name it Hula Hoop, Miley, or Hannah Montana.
P.P.P.S. she can't decide either.
P.P.P.P.S. Help her too.
P.P.P.P.P.S. Lindsey says hi!
XOXO,
Shelly

Valentines.

Once again it is Valentines day and I have done NOTHING AT ALL. Whoops I lied I ate some scrumptious chocolate chips. Valentines is like a big middle finger to single people.


XOXO,
Shelly

Why?

Why is it that in fashion every single girl is a stick? Please tell me the answer and don't say "42" . It baffles me because been doing some research and almost every female actor or model in or around the fifties was not a stick! Take Marilyn Monroe for example;  she would now be considered plus-sized! This is just crazy no wonder lots of girls are anorexic!

I lurve you chickies!

XOXO,
Shelly

Thematic Thursdays

If you are me (that would be a weird story...) Thursdays are the best day of the week. Everything good always happens on Thursday, I mean first you have "The Vampire Diaries" and Damon is enough to make my day, any day, then of course almost every midnight premier I have ever gone to is on a thursday - night or day - *Cough* Percy Jackson *Cough* and for some reason my Horoscope is almost always the best on Thursday. So I guess you could say Thursday is kind "my day", everything always goes right for me on Thursdays. And because of  my regularly fantastical Thursdays I have decided to create "Thematic Thursday". Every Thursday I will talk about what (or who) is or has caught my eye the previous week. Get it? Like a end of the week review. Eep!

TAG! Animal inspiration

So this tag is something kind of interesting. You pick an animal, any animal you want, and then find ONE image on the internet that you think captures the "essence", if you will, of the animal you picked.

And;

Yup! I lurve you chickies!

XOXO,
Shelly

College

I like both of my college classes, but I do have a question. Why must ALL students re-take high school? I mean isn't that kind of the point of going to high school in the first place? To not have to redo it all in college? This confuses me fantastically. Here take me for example I have taken Algebra I, but in order to graduate with an associates degree I am required to RETAKE Algebra I AGAIN! Same with English, Science and History. If this is how it works why can't we Quit school at the Vulcan eighth grade? This such a stupid American practice, in europe kids DO finish school in the eighth grade. Then they kids choose - University or Trade school- but no not here. I hate to sound whiny (but here I am) but I am sooooo not looking forward to having to reatke highschool next semester. But a least for this semester all I have is fun classes, so woot! I lurve you chickies!
XOXO,
Shelly